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hold it, por que phoenix es el unico hombre en ese grupo 0_o

Bruno no no no no

Objection ... you honor

"I only have one nose" would've been funny to have Ini/Mimi Miney....but Iris just eternally putting up with this nonsense is iconic

Could you please make the citation usable? It's just impossible to find where you took that from with your current way of writing the case names.

Wait, said in one case? WHAT CASE?! Edit: Bro, in the description you said it was ONE awful case but in your pinned comment you said you got all the quotes from one or two books that the attorneys wrote about dumb stuff they heard in a courtroom. Which is it???

Which AI software did you use?

Honestly though, Godzilla destroys everyone. Even if thry managed to deafeat him, which is quite difficult due to Godzilla having the capability to blast a hole through the entire planet, you woujd would still die due yo the constant radiation ledking from Godzilla. Therefore, you still die a painfull death to radiation poisoning.

5:55 but his name WAS mr penis, its right there

gonna tell my kids this is brokeback mountain

Judge is just trying to do his job. 😢

i can't help but wonder who would hear the turnabout sisters and think "ah yes the backstreet boys would go perfectly with this" but i love it

hey guys cmon... the carpet thing is really important for her made up story!

Height fluctuation is a real thing, it can vary multiple cm but typically only ~1cm (slightly less on average probably). Most people are taller when they wake up, and lose that across a day. Seasons can also affect height, it could be your sleeping patterns, or the actual temperature or other factors affecting your spinal compression. Some people could very well, for example, not gain as much height as they sleep in the winter as they do in the summer. The line of questioning is good, someone under oath should tell the full truth to the best of their ability, and clarifying that it was late winter makes 5'1 more probable and precise. Maybe they even schedule their doctor appointments later in the day during winter because travel in the morning is harder that time of year. Rounding is also important, because of the fluctuation and inches being pretty large, a lot of people (things like kyphosis, scoliosis, being in a wheelchair, total activity, total height, age, etc. all affecting this) will go from a height that's rounded to one inch to a height rounded an inch below. Still a really funny answer that I love and cherish.

We didn't stop believing! We got: a remastered original trilogy, Apollo Justice trilogy Great Ace Attorney games And now A remaster of the Investigations duology If we keep believing, we'll hopefully get the Layton crossovers KEEP BELIEVING

Gotta say this is fucking great!

BRO I LOOKED AT THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE FIRST TRIAL AND ITS HONESTLY INSANE???

Still epic!

We already have Japanifornia... Now prepare for Califorussia.

It took this video for me to realise that Klavier doesn't wear his badge. Holy fuck. Like, you can even see the lil line thing on his jacket where it's supposed to go. It's just. Not there.

Q1) The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? INT: The testimony could have been a past event with an unspecified time, Phoneix asking about current age. Q2) Does the stairs go up too? INT: The stairs might have been two, Apollo asking if theres a second which takes you up. Q3) How far apart was the vehicles at the time of the collision? INT: In case there is an item or evidence stuck in one of those cars, the space that small matters. If the vehicles are measured from the center point (like center of gravity) you can actually give out a number vehicles distance from their very center in the situation of a total interjection. Q4) So you were gone until you returned? INT: Asking if once you left for your specific job, have you gotten home to check something until you were destined and directed home again. (Returned from your businmess.) Q6) Was that the same nose you broke as a child? INT: Same broken nose, no transplants or if you had a plastic surgery. If the situation is so bad, even the person might have lost a nose fully as a result of an accident. Q7) What was he doing with dogs ears? INT: Legit question. I wouldnt hold a dog by ears, asking why. Q8) Where was the dog at this time? INT: Either in garden, close to the crime scene, at home, etc. Could be asking WHERE the dog is. Q9) When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to, and were able, for the time being... INT: That question should be taken out and shot. Q??) Could you see him from where he was standing witness? I could see his head. And where was his head? INT: Weirdly asking where the mans location. Q??) How many autopsieshave you performed on dead people? INT: Asking about the number of his experience? Q??) How long have you been a French Canadian? INT: Belonged to France by the birth, after double citizenship also lived in Canada. Q??) Were you present when that photo was taken? INT: Its possible it was a photo shot of another photo. Therefore maybe he wasnt there at the time the photo was taken.

Im blue if i was green i whould die 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

B-But Phoenix is wearing a RED tie!!!???😮

"So you were gone until you returned?" What

oh my gosh, I love how it looks like Klavier is just repeatedly elbowing Payne in the face 🤣

Why did I not see anything wrong with the first question until rewatching the video XD

oh my gosh, bald Phoenix 😂

6:36 "i'm not acquainted with them" oh im suuuurrre

oh my gosh! The Edgeworth dance and Von Karma's reaction to Klavier and his air guitar had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

1:43 "Now doctor, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man." *Shows Klavier* 😂 Holy shit that killed me LMAO. xD

Can you release Space Jam X Courtroom Revolutionaire on spotify?

Many of these questions and statements do become necessary in the kinds of unique circumstances that arise in court cases. They still sound utterly ridiculous to us laymen, though.

That's it =☕️. =☕️]🫲👁👄👁

I can’t hear this song without hearing in my head: “Woo! Literal chills!” “Number 5, that’s the one that killed my brother.” “Oh right I forgot about that.”

Really like it thanks for making ;)

1:33 the Objection Tiger Drop will never not be funny

Legally, a person is alive as long as it has a beating heart. His brain might have been somewhere else, but it could have been alive nonetheless. Therefore the Doctor might have been still a murderer. The case file of the patient beforehand must be reviewed to determine its status, simply by what was said it is inconclusive whether there was a crime or not.

Gem

BRO HOW IS THIS REAL THERES NO WAY

oral.

This sounds like something that would’ve been in the alive 2007 album. Absolutely beautiful, btw.

I suspect the cocaine one was a joke but I'm not sure...

a dumb lawyer-finally i can say dumbb quotes whitout getting on a youtube channel!

Everyone: jamming to music Miles Edgeworth: Ascends from below the prosecution bench.

Im commenting

1:45 doctor is savage

"I could have a sphincter spasm right now if I wanted to?" 😂

"I am sure you are an intelligent and honest man" "Thank you. If I weren't under oath I'd return the compliment." That's gotta be one of the best insults of all time.

I firmly believe all these lines can and will appear in an ace attorney game If they haven’t already

"Objection!" "That question should be taken out and shot."